1/15/2003
"SO me and my friends went to these local mountains, supposedly they are haunted and its called the "haunted" forest. so we get there and my FRIEND wont come out of the van cuz he is SCARED. so i drag him OUT of the van and its pitch black and a pine cone falls out of a tree and they both start darting back to the van, lol. so i get them to COME back and we hear a coyote and i tell them its a coyote and they are like "no its not its a kid laughing" and im like "moron its 1 in the morning, no little kids are going to be up here" so we are walking up in the mountains and my japsican friend (half jap half mexican, i call him JAPSICAN) is holding onto my sweater sleeve, lol so i start talking "the only person who would be up here is a ax murderer" and they are like SHUT UP. so then im like "HAUNTED FOREST MY ASS THIS IS A LOAD OF SHIT" AND RIght when i said that i almost stepped in a huge pile of shit. and then i slipped going down the trail back to the van and caught my balance and my friend slipped and made me slip again and he was like I WAS CATCHING U. yeah so that was the first time, the 2nd time we went to scare other people who show up there, this time it was a full moon and some people our age were smokin weed and probably goin down on squirells or something. we brought water balloons and walkie talkies and my KAZOO. so we planted a walkie talkie by the trail and hid up a little higher and people walked by and i made bear calls and stuff on the kazoo into the walkie talkie and it was summer time and bears wander into the foothills and my friends were like what are u doing. and i was like im making bear calls and they are like NOOOOO. so we chuck waterballoons at the people and they try to shine their lite on us so we run down this steep part and i couldnt stop so i threw myself down and got bushes up my ass and then both of them fell on me, lol so then we went drive by waterballooning and i almost knocked some lady over with a balloon, and we threw some at this guy and we were stuck at a intersection and i casually locked and rowed up the door window and my friends are freaking out OH SHIT OH SHIT as he is coming close to us and it turns green and we zoom off just in time, lol "
Quagmire WST