Drunken Tiff Master

I was walking through the crowded dance floor at the local college nightclub, drinking what must have been my 20th beer. I noticed a hot brunette sitting at the bar. Next to her were three guys sitting on bar stools. Suddenly I found myself in the GT game. I strutted my stuff up to her and the first guy tried to fight me, but I kicked his ass. Then I proceeded to make small talk. Next I noticed the second guy was a goofy bastard so I had to make fun of him. I then ordered Tiffany a drink as a gift. The third guy was looking very mysterious but I was just to intimidating to him. When his mojo went in to the negative, he looked up and said....................gg. Next I here the winning music and Tiffany and I are walking out the door together.

Drunken Leumas