Forum Archive

06/17/2003

Once again, I have kept my ear to the ground and had my head trodden on. I have also heard the following.

RUMOUR: BNX is being restarted.

FACT: This is true, the leaders of BNX were not happy to see it die just once, so they intend to resurrect it, and they let it fade into GT legend as the clan that never dies.

RUMOUR: Yoda and Trey are the same person

FACT: This is an old rumour, and I really want to finish this one for good. Trey (as you all know him) doesn't really exist. Yoda apparently 'died' after Luke Skywalker learnt the way of the Jedi Knights on Yodas home planet (under Yodas guidance). In fact, Yoda is a changling (like Odo from DS9) and he simply got bored with being short and green and decided to become an arrogant american instead, hence Yoda and Trey are sort of the same person.

RUMOUR: Soul Reaper is Holyman / Disciple / Convex

FACT: Not sure about this one. I have seen them both online at the same time, so that suggests they are not the same. Soul Reaper did clone me once, which is a shitty thing to do, so maybe it is him, as he is hardly an angel. Also soul reaper is an anagram for ELP OUR ARSE, which when translated into norwegian and then transliterated into ancient Norse mythology means 'follower' and as we all know a follower is also known as a disciple. The facts speak for themselves.

RUMOUR: GoldenGun WST invented the shoelaceless trainer

FACT: True, after tripping on his laces running to New York for the marathon, he invented them to stop it happening again.

Thats all for now, and be careful, you never know who is listening and making things up!

ZoMbooLio EPP