Haters Suck!

I am a hater. I call people names, belittle their family tree and attack them in the first round. And yet, I am relatively well liked and respected by the other top players. Why? Simple. I only attack the haters!

Amazingly, all the haters say the same thing, ÔÇ£hey dude, chill out, itÔÇÖs a game.ÔÇØ Or, ÔÇ£If Attacking is hating, why is it an option?ÔÇØ

My answer? ÔÇ£Who gives a crap?ÔÇØ There are many reasons why most gg players only attack after someone has 80 mojo. First, it saves a lot of time! Games go quicker, and everyone has more fun! Second, you get a lot more points for making a good move than the best attacks. But most importantly, if you attack someone whoÔÇÖs not in position to win, you make an enemy.

At the end of the day, ask yourself did I make friends that round, or did I piss people off. If you pissed them off, thatÔÇÖs why you are a hater.

For the dumb ones out therelet me repeat myself. If you attack me for no reason, I will not like you. They used to teach this in kindergarten, but some people still seem unclear on the concept. If I do not like you, I will want you to lose, or in the least I will do everything in my power to help the other guy win!

Eventually, you will find yourself in a room with 2 or more guys that hold a grudge, and then you will cry See, youre a hater

To recap. Hating has nothing to do with rules, or simple concepts of right and wrong. Ethics and morals have nothing to do with it. Play to win, but keep it clean! Just remember, every time you quit or get booted from a game thatÔÇÖs ÔÇô100 pts from your rank.

Think about it,
The Flash PRT!